MAN I WISH I WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
i really hate it when people go all angry and say hate on other people’s ships because really in perspective it doesn’t really matter so you’re not on the same boat as them big deal we’re all sailing on the same ocean of tears
most beautiful description of ship discrimination I’ve ever heard
does anyone else want to meet their favorite celebrity and like, not kiss them or have sex with them or anything like that, but just be their friend and hang out with them and go to the movies together and learn what songs are most played on their ipod and what they like to eat when theyre sick and what drawer they keep their socks in
because i would love to do that.
(Source: hiddlesbatcher)
October
OCTOber
it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
(Source: parallelseaarchive)
a moment of silence for fallen tumblr users